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kramerthepigeon:

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

This is fantastic 

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badw0lfbay:

1-800 contacts? they can’t have my brand

i have special eyes

look

look with your special eyes

MY BRAND

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(via xhopeisforpeople)

“HONEY”

“WHAT”

“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”

“WHAT”

“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”

“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”

“WHAT?!”

“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”

“I NEED THEM”

“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”

“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”

“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”

“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”

“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”

(Source: clenchuplegolas, via music-genres)

fucked-up-kid:

Shane Dawson you are my hero.

xbostons:

it’s unhealthy how much I love this band. #handguns #truelove (Taken with instagram)

(via jordanpundik)

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amouremeline:

f is for friends who dont talk to you

u is for ur alone

n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home 

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